A capital offence

If you sign up for a Velocity visa card, charge something on it, and cancel it before they charge the annual fee, you can earn a free Virgin Blue flight. Better yet, you get the entertainment value of receiving emails from the National Australia Bank that are a dead ringer for the ones coming from Nigeria.

DEAR DR. ANDREW KEITH. LEIGH CONGRATULATIONS! BASED ON THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE PROVIDED, YOUR APPLICATION FOR A NATIONAL CREDIT CARD HAS BEEN APPROVED, SUBJECT TO VERIFICATION AND IDENTIFICATION. WE WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO CONFIRM…

Just about the only thing missing is a subject header saying "God Bless You". Ironically, on their website, the new NAB logo has been changed to a chic lowercase nab. I guess they had some capital letters left over to share with me.

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